Missionary - Simple Living

WORKER A: I was reading "Qualifications of Missionary" in a book and the writer said that a candidate for mission work must have a strong body, able to withstand all odds, able to survive in jungles and in difficult places, and so on. Looked intimidating!

WORKER B: What's he looking for? A Rambo or what?!

~Simple Living~

Bultmann - Simple Living

Liberal Professor: How could you have finished your biblical studies without ever having heard of Bultmann!!
Pastor: Bultmann is nowhere mentioned in the Bible.
~Simple Living~

Why theology when there's so much of suffering out there?

Seminary Student: Why bother so much about theology and doctrine when there is a whole lot of suffering in the world? Instead, we must go out and serve the victims of suffering.
Professor: So, why are you here?
~Simple Living~

Pastor, Why Do I Fall?

Young Man: Pastor, why do I fall into sin again and again?
Pastor: Because you do not do all you can to avoid it. The snares are everywhere, but the watchful perceive and stay away. But, the curious, the careless, and the self-confident venture close to the pit and slip into it.

~Simple Living~

Pastor, I want to start a church - Simple Living

Doctor: Pastor, I want to start a church. I feel that I should get into ministry.
Pastor: I see. I also was thinking to start a clinic.
Doctor: But, pastor, you aren't trained yet; just an idea of some diseases and antibiotics doesn't make you a doctor.
Pastor: That was what I was thinking.

-Simple Living-

I don't want a Facebook account - Simple Living

Pastor A: I don't want a Facebook account because I heard that many families and marriages were broken because of Facebook; you know, people spending too much time on it, neglecting family, and flirting with others.
Pastor B: Only a house that is not strong falls to the ground. A house built on solid foundation will never fall.

-Simple Living-

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May 31, 2013 Addition
Please Check this link for New Life's Guidelines on Using Facebook:
WARNING: FACEBOOK COULD DESTROY YOUR MARRIAGE

Quote: Without realizing it, we can soon be spending more time “Facebooking” with an old flame than we’re doing face-time with our spouse. And the longer we reminisce about those old feelings the more we find they become current feelings.

Clandestine Faith??

Business Advisor: You should get clandestine about your Christian identity and faith when you're in the secular world, or face closed doors.
Christian: Sorry, the world can't have me without my Christ!
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No Money??

Board: Pastor, but we don't have the money!!!
Pastor: Does that "we" also include God?

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